ID10T

Fictional prose tale (Short story)

Parnita : Why this PC always having 'Joy of not working'!! If it works throwing me a lot of errors that I need more than a couple of eyes to watch and get excited (sadly)?! Hassy, hey hassy where are you now? And what (who) are you looking outside? Hassssssy????

Hassy : Oh oh yea, parni just look at the Mercedes Benz S Class uf huh?! When the Mercedes is gonna b lucky?

Parnita : What re? Watz this? Haan? What do you mean by Mercedes lucky??? My PC is not working re...?

Hassy : Who, What, When, Where, Why....I think you love the words/sentences that starts with 'W'. As you call me Mr.H should I call you Ms.W? Wooo hoooooo!!!

Parnita : Hassy, why can't you stop doing this? When you gonna do this for me? Come on dear and looook at this error since you are a techie (as u always say 'Am a Tech Savvy') why not you fix it for me? Why not you fix it for your sweetheart?

Hassy : LOLz, c c c how many why's and when's in the phrase..! WOW! hey huh ummmm yummmy!!

Parnita : What? What ra? hey hassy Whattttttt?

Hassy : Pheww!! The girl looks hottttttttttt!

Parnita : Grrrr! Wwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaatttt?

Hassy : Ouch! (as usual acting by hitting at the back of my head) The grill (chicken in the hot pack) looks so hot and it must be tasty....sorry spelling error (As usual, me giving the lecture "An error doesn't become a mistake unless and until if you refuse to recover it"--> for 100000000000th time to her hehehehe)

Parnita : Hmmm, good samalification re!

Now hassy clicked on a couple of buttons and resolved the issue. Suddenly Parnita emotionally aroused and jumping with joy and trying to hug hassy ;-)

Hassy : Na, na, na me YEGA(not MANY)pathini virathan (putting bittu hmmmm)

Puzzled parnita's face expresses a lot of red,green,yellow lights (just like our own tamil cinema) mari mari and then calming down (there is no other go?!) and asks


Parnita : impossible???!

Hassy : No, I am possible!

Parnita : Na re I mean how did u fixed that error? Wondering man!!

Hassy : ID10T

Parnita : What wwhhaatt wwwhhhaaattt wwwwhhhhaaaatttt (that vathu I mean what continues)

Hassy : hey hey listen dear, that's not Idiot! That's an ID Ten T Error. Udane (immediately) don't jump on to me I am an innocent guy! (Ayyo pavam)

After this conversation, as ever hassy refers Wikipedia URL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ID-Ten-T_Error

to show her that he is a 'Tech Savvy' (poor girl...!!!)

Mr.H